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IF i were to win this trip to surf i would want to take lamar odom with me. I would like to take him with me because lamar seems like a chill guy to hang out with and of course the lakers are awesome.

Jungle Jim Hunter ,,, of course. Nothing more to be said.

I would bring Shawn White because i have always looked up to him and wished i could be like him ever since i was really little.

The wife, super hot in a bikini and loves to kite board

First things first I’m rockstars #1 Fan! I would bring Clay Marzo. Why well you can some him up in three words Complete Bad A**. He rides that surf board like no other! He is incredible at what he does! Lets just be honest is there really anything that would be better than surfing with…

A Day Surfing with Marilyn Monroe would be amazing. The mere fact that me and her would be together in bathing suits would be breathtaking. First I would make sure she wore a g-string and then get her out paddling on a long board. I would make sure and have my go pro camera rigged…

I would go surfin with Spartacus himself, because he would just adapt to it like it was nbd. And he’d say “Jupiter’s cock” if he bailed, and that would be funny as hell.

I would bring Kelly Slater and my son Josh. He would be super stoked to surf with Kelly.

[starrater tpl=10] I would have to pick Albert Einstien so once he figured out time travel we could slip thru timne on our boards checking out all the monster waves of yesteryear that were missed cause we had to work inside on beautiful surfing days! To my BOSS YOUR FIRED IM GOING SURFING WITH EINSTIEN!!!…

[starrater tpl=10] It’d be way too damn easy to choose Craig Kelly, Gerry Lopez, or some other archetypal soul-surfer-type to learn from and hang out with. But let’s be honest: In the water I’d never keep up with them, and out of the water I’d be so starstruck that I’d be to busy yattering like a…