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Greg Hunt – I Just Want to be Cool!…………………..Please?

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I would love you guys forever and ever. I need more time with Lucas, Burg, and Dunfee its been way to long since Argentina. I don’t even care what I would have to do once I got down there, they could make me their b&%#ch.  Even if I had make dinner every night, Chauffer them around and never get to participate in the awesomeness that is going on down there.  I would still be so excited to be able to be in the presence of such greatness, and hopefully some of their coolness would rub off on me.  As my ultimate goal in life is to someday be half as unbelievable as they are.   I miss your musks!

Brian Norton – Dania Ramirez!

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I would take Dania Ramirez home with me to the Dominican Republic.
The reason for this is simple. Have you seen how hot this chick is? If not, google her. I did and my pants just got tight.
Local knowledge and respect is valuable for a good time in a foreign country. She would be well received here which would be extended to me since i’m hanging out with her.
Most guys would share their secret spot just to be close to this girl for an hour. Lastly, I’d convince her to buy me a small house here.

Lee Clarke – my grumpy old man

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My old man is in his 60’s and doesn’t surf any more, hasn’t in 30 years after moving back from HI.  He came on a surf trip with me to Costa Rica last year and on the way back we had a heart to heart about surfing.  He said “I may be old, I may be fat, but I will never forget the good ones.  Watching you surf brought me right back. and I like your style”.  I want to take the old man down to DR and let him relive some more barrels!!! Pura vida!

Andy Simerson – Dream Sessions and Jam Sessions

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“If I won the Dead or Alive comp, I would definitely invite Jack Johnson to come along with me on this trip. Not only is he an incredible musician and person, he f%$#king rips! I’m a huge fan of his music and the lifestyle he leads so this would be a dream come true for me. Surfing with Jack and then jamming after over a couple cold brews and some good Latin food? Nothing gets better than that.

Barrett Hosto – Surfflin’ – Surf Shuffling with Redfoo

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“I’d be surrflin’ with LMFAO’s Redfoo.
We’d be stepping up fast, being the first one to ride that wave to the max. We get money, don’t get mad, but stop- wiping out is bad.
Between surfing and shuffling, there is no way that anyone else could possible find a better person to surf with. Who else can shuffle on a surfboard? N-n-n-no one!
While he rides the waves and makes the “Champagne Shower”, we’ll all be saying “Yes” to the DJ playing “Party Rock Anthem”.

Mike Fort – My bestfriend mike in the middle.

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My bestfriend Mike, He’s been like a brother to me pretty much my whole life. But more so recently I had a severely emotional break up with my ex that I was going to propose to. But found out she wasn’t as amazeing as i thought she was. At one moment I lost hope for life and if i didn’t have him as my bestfriend I would be here now. He is also going thru a difficult time as well and if we one this trip it would ease is mind as well as mine. So please pick us so I can give back to him. thanks..

Kris Wienski – No matter how bad I suck….

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No matter how bad I suck at surfing (face-plants, missed waves, ugly/weak turns, getting lipped-in-the-head, etc.), Anthony (Tony) Robbins the motivational speaker would be there telling me how well I was doing and how good my surfing looked. Whenever I would face-plant he would tell me that some seaweed caught my fins and that there was nothing I could do about it. Surfing with Tony Robbins would make me feel like I ripped.