Well then you might as well fly to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, drive all the way across the country, get pulled over by the cops, bribe them,Hike and ski a 17,000 foot peak, come down, find your gas siphoned, drive to another peak through marijuana fields in the dark, get chase by banditos, get pulled over, hike and ski another XX,0000 foot peak, drive to Puerto Vallarta, and surf.  Let’s get serious about this.