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Chuck Norris, because the bragging rights would be monumental.
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Chuck Norris, because the bragging rights would be monumental.
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This self humiliating sole gave us all a reason to laugh, cry and thank god we did not have crack heads for parents. But after all it would be pretty funny to see beetle juice in a stand up 3 foot barrel, not to mention trying to paddle on a surf board. After all your best friend in the water is someone who wont snake every wave, and with beetle juice around, I think there will be plenty to go around. When he’s not face first drunk in the sand, he’ll be making you laugh just by being dumb ass.
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I would pick my sweet fiance to bring surfin with me! He does so much for me and our children! He makes me smile when I didnt think possible and he is my Bestie!! I dont know what I would do without him!! Even if we couldnt even stay on the board it would still be a blast cause we would be together!! Hes our everything! We have our morning routine of Rockstars on the way to work every morning! LUV IT!!
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I would spend the day with “yo mama” only because I already spent last night with her. Her and I are like best friends, we could hit waves and cruise ’round like it was nobody’s business. I hope your father don’t mind that I’m stealing his woman but… ya gotta do, what ya gotta do and I have to do this, sorry bro! After we hit the waves, and drove around all after noon we could hit the beach and just chill and walk along the beach with the sand going between our toes and stay out all night! :))
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If I could go surfing with anyone in the world dead or alive I would choose Pete Burns from Dead or Alive. Thats the band that sings about spinning right round like a record, the original version.Not the that shitty version, you know the one with the rapper. I wouldn’t go with the Pete Burns of today, because I’m pretty certain he is now a she, I would have to take the classic 1980s version. Why? Well all I know is that to me he looks like he’s lots of fun! And can you imagine the wet hair flip.
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Jesus would be the perfect candidate to sustain the SGT ROCKSTAR mantra: Play Hard, Party Harder. He’s got a sidekick named Moses that can part the sea to make master waves on demand. If we get hurt, we get fixed! The ladies literally worship him. He would be the One responsible for keeping the party going with all the unlimited booze and extracurricular party favors. Fresh fish every night! Best part, Jesus can take care of all the local poverty while Hes there. Evidence is all in the CONTOUR!
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To be honest, if I went on a trip to Cabarete, I wouldnt really want to go with anyone famous, because I dont really know anyone who’s famous. Travelling is always the best with good friends, so I would pick one of my close friends. Whenever I go surfing, I always end up camping because hotels are pricey, and I always get rained on because I’m camping on the west coast of BC. So really I just want to go surfing with my friends, see some new scenery, have a good time, and stay a little bit dry.