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First things first I’m rockstars #1 Fan! I would bring Clay Marzo. Why well you can some him up in three words Complete Bad A**. He rides that surf board like no other! He is incredible at what he...

A Day Surfing with Marilyn Monroe would be amazing. The mere fact that me and her would be together in bathing suits would be breathtaking. First I would make sure she wore a g-string and then get her out...

I would go surfin with Spartacus himself, because he would just adapt to it like it was nbd. And he’d say “Jupiter’s cock” if he bailed, and that would be funny as hell.

I would bring Kelly Slater and my son Josh. He would be super stoked to surf with Kelly.

[starrater tpl=10] I would have to pick Albert Einstien so once he figured out time travel we could slip thru timne on our boards checking out all the monster waves of yesteryear that were missed cause we had to...

[starrater tpl=10] It’d be way too damn easy to choose Craig Kelly, Gerry Lopez, or some other archetypal soul-surfer-type to learn from and hang out with. But let’s be honest: In the water I’d never keep up with them, and...

[starrater tpl=10] I would like to surf with Rob Machado, because i enjoy his style in surfing and how he can be relaxed on a wave 100% of the time. If i could surf with him it would be...

[starrater tpl=10] I think it would be Shane McDermott, because i remember wen i was watching for the first time the movie airborne in 1993, it at this moment that started my dream of surfing. Since then every time i see...

[starrater tpl=10] I would want to go on this trip with my good friend Dean Brasser. He is one of my best friends and was my Best-man in my wedding. He is moving back to Australia and I know...